Ep-27: Fingers to Lips

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Children have gone missing from a chilly London suburb and they’re not visiting the London Olympics. This week we are joined by Tommy V and Lauren to help us discuss the cold summer Olympics set in the crazy future year 2012.

In a rare editorial move, we’re lifting the curtain and letting you see a glimpse of In the Console room. Before the show starts (and even after the credits) you’ll get to hear a bit of the pre-show debauchery and see what it takes to get everyone on the same page and get the show started.

Most agree this isn’t the best episode of Doctor Who and at some point we may get a little distracted while talking about the episode. No worries because when Tommy V gives us the “Tom Baker Eyes” and Lauren starts inappropriate relations with Simba the only thing left for Jennie and Ben to do is put Fingers to Lips.

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Links:

Tommy V: Twitter ♦ Facebook ♦ BoredInTheBasement.com

Lauren: Twitter ♦ MouthyBroadcast.com

day old spunk and vag juice, slightly coagulated, expelled after vaginal pressure build up or urination in a biscuit form
I laughed so hard when she came in the room and said “You have to come see the quief biscuit we made together!”

Ep-26: Tile F**ker

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Are you a socially awkward fan of ELO? Do you enjoy basement potluck dinners? Have you ever watched Doctor Who and thought, ” There’s way too much Doctor and not nearly enough Man-on-Concrete love action? The we have the episode for you!

This week we’re Playing Doctor with our semi-regular guest and long-time friend of the show Dennis Black-n-Asian as we discuss “Love and Monsters”.

Lovable loser Elton, already obsessed with ELO, discovers the magic of the Doctor and his companion. He loves the Doctor so much that he is determined to get close to him in the only way he can–by sleeping with Jackie Tyler.

When a mysterious stranger joins the group, strange things start happening to LINDA. But the story has a happy ending, as Elton trips over a strange piece of tile and falls in love.

Sticks and stones may break Elton’s bones as he enters the bizarre world of the Tile F**ker!

Find Ben on Twitter @RealityAmuck
Find Jennie on Twitter @Jennie_Z
Find Dennis on Twitter @DennisBlkAndAsn 

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Ep-25: Satan’s Pit Stains

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It’s a normal day for the Doctor and Rose, which starts of course with at least 6 impossible things before breakfast then rounded out with being stranded on a planetoid in orbit around a black hole by mid-afternoon. We meet the Ood, a race of strangely faced creatures that remind us of (insert your answer here). Before long, the Doctor finds himself deeply entrenched in man’s timeless battle against evil: avoiding commitment with a clingy companion.

The Ood might be the perfect servants, but no matter how good they are at laundry, nothing can remove Satan’s Pit Stains.

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